A dame that knows the ropes isn't likely to get tied up.

— Mae West

All discarded lovers should be given a second chance, but with somebody else.

— Mae West

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire women will like him.

— Mae West

A man can be short and dumpy and getting bald but if he has fire, women will like him.

— Mae West

A man's kiss is his signature.

— Mae West

Between two evils I always picked the one I never tried before.

— Mae West

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

— Mae West

Brains are an asset, if you hide them.

— Mae West

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous, but they won't be avoided.

— Mae West

Dennis Thatcher husband of Margaret Thatcher when asked who wore the pants in his house said "I do and I also wash and iron them." I only like two kinds of men domestic and foreign.

— Mae West