I have found men who didn't know how to kiss. I've always found time to teach them.

— Mae West

I'll try anything once, twice if I like it, three times to make sure.

— Mae West

I'm no model lady. A model's just an imitation of the real thing.

— Mae West

I'm single because I was born that way.

— Mae West

I never loved another person the way I loved myself.

— Mae West

I never said it would be easy, I only said it would be worth it.

— Mae West

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number you get in a diamond.

— Mae West

I only have 'yes' men around me. Who needs 'no' men?

— Mae West

I only like two kinds of men, domestic and imported.

— Mae West

I only read biographies, metaphysics and psychology. I can dream up my own fiction.

— Mae West