A life that is happy and has no money, is better than a life unhappy with money.

— James Hauenstein

Be careful when you ask Karma for something that you have always wanted. When I was young, I asked to be surrounded by beautiful women. Now I have a wife and four daughters.

— James Hauenstein

Before you start your full day of watching Equestrian Square Dancing, Soccer Balling, Hoop Dreaming, Cricket Batting, Rugby Punching, Volleyball Chopping, Skateboard Falling, Martial Arts Bowing, Bicycle Peddlers, and College Football Hecklers, maybe we have time to learn something Scientifically.

— James Hauenstein

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— James Hauenstein

Hate is a powerful emotion. It can take over a sane man's mind and cloud it with insanity.

— James Hauenstein

Have no regrets in life because of the choices you make. Good or bad, they are a learning experience, to help you grow. The only regret in life, is to never make a choice at all.

— James Hauenstein

If you think that American Capitalism is the most dangerous Institution in the World, it just goes to show, that you haven't partied like there is no tomorrow with the fun-loving posse of The Islamic Republic of Iran, North Korea, The Taliban, or ISIS. They all party off the hook!

— James Hauenstein

I have heard that the French like to say, "Nobody grows old during a happy occasion at the dining table." With such wonderful family and friends all around us for Mitchell's and Stacie's wedding, I know their love will always stay young and true to one another, because of the love and happiness we all have in this room today!

— James Hauenstein

I have tried to live my life with no regrets. Because regrets will become guilt in some cases, and guilt eats away at your sanity.

— James Hauenstein

I loved Verdi. Until she jumped. That is when I felt Vertigo.

— James Hauenstein