I still believe this Life is a good joke. And if you treat it that way, you will never stop laughing.

— James Hauenstein

I try to pray every day or every night to thank my Personal Lord for all that he has given me, all that he is giving me, and all that he will give me.

— James Hauenstein

I try to pray every day or night to thank my Personal Lord for all that he has given me, all that he is giving me, and all that he will give me.

— James Hauenstein

Life experiences shared with a friend will turn into memories to be enjoyed.

— James Hauenstein

Me, personally. I do not know a soul who perished that day of 9/11. But it did then, does now, and I imagine it will always bring out the Patriot in me.

— James Hauenstein

My body is like a Temple in Nepal. It is sacred, but has a lot of damage from the earthquake of my youth!

— James Hauenstein

People think I am younger than I really am, because I act so immature.

— James Hauenstein

Realize in life that you will have your ups and downs. You can't have those wonderful up moments without the downs. If everything stayed the same all the time, that would be depressing.

— James Hauenstein

Sitting there, it is impossible to change your luck. But, you can always change the machine you are at!

— James Hauenstein

Teenagers - tired of being hassled by your parents? Act now! Move out, get a job, pay your own bills.....while you still know everything.

— James Hauenstein