Alcohol lets us go on a journey. It's like paying for a ride. It maybe a ride to nowhere, but at least we get to go on that ride that we paid for. And no journey is the same. We wake up next day, usually with memory loss, usually with regret at something we did or said. But we know, we got our money's worth.

— Robert Black

Anyone who craves an afterlife has not lived their life to the fullest.

— Robert Black

Art corrupts. Absolute art corrupts absolutely. Please corrupt me absolutely.

— Robert Black

A true heterosexual never has a problem with gay people, gay people sense he is into pussy and only into pussy. That’s why I can’t abide homophobes, deep down they fear their little secret will one day be exposed, picked up by a very reliable radar, as sure as Wi-Fi is picked up by a computer.

— Robert Black

A woman needs a man, more than a man needs a woman. We can thank prostitutes for that.

— Robert Black

A woman's power source is from the pussy.

— Robert Black

Beautiful girls, are a bit like been there, done that. Once you have had one, the mystery is gone.

— Robert Black

Better say gays are bad, or people might think I am gay. That's homophobia, in a nutshell.

— Robert Black

Day zero, the disaster, the serious shock, the near self-destruction. Day two, the suffering, the repentance, the depression, and the promises. Day three, the recovery, the wall, some light, and the joy. Day four, the strength, the resolution, the celebration, and the plan. Day five, exercise to purify and strengthen, the first twinge, small and beaten. Day six, many twinges, major twinges, the doubt, the questions, the boredom, the resentment, and the wall begins to crumble. Day seven, off to buy booze.

— Robert Black

Every second in the air in Paris is art.

— Robert Black