Mom smiled and brushed my hair away from my face. “You can call yourself whatever you want.”“Okay. Sophie Awesome Sparkle-Princess it is.

— Rachel Hawkins

Must be weird for you, having your mom here."" Weird for me, weird for her, probably weird for you since you had to give up your swinging bachelor pad."" Mrs. Castoff let me install my heart-shaped Jacuzzi in my new dorm room."" Cal," I said with mock astonishment, "did you just make a joke?"" Maybe.

— Rachel Hawkins

No, but as a vampire, I'm able to detect subtle shifts in emotional energy.

— Rachel Hawkins

No, but I mean do you like him? You know, in the carnal sense." I rolled my eyes. "You've clearly been spending too much time with DEX.

— Rachel Hawkins

No. Don't distract me with your sexy talk.

— Rachel Hawkins

Okay, fine. But just so you know, following me into hell means you're all definitely the sidekicks.

— Rachel Hawkins

Right. So no plans at all then?" Jenna frowned. "Other than rocking in the fetal position for a while?"" Yeah, I was thinking about taking one of those showers where you huddle in the corner fully clothed and cry," Archer offered.

— Rachel Hawkins

Ryan rolled his eyes. "Harper, you and David Stark have been circling each other since kindergarten.

— Rachel Hawkins

So hologram means--" I finally said." It means non-corporeal, yeah. Which sucks seeing as how there are a lot of very corporeal things I'd like to do with you right now.

— Rachel Hawkins

That's it. Be yourself. Be Isolde Bran nick, and they will have no choice but to adore you," He reached out and took my hand, pressing a kiss to the back of it. I was too stunned to do anything but sit there, my hand limp in his.

— Rachel Hawkins