The definition of black irony is Pro-lifers killing Doctors who do abortions

— Bill Hicks

The idea of getting a, you know, syringe full of heroin and shooting it in the vein under my cock right now seems like almost a productive act.

— Bill Hicks

There is no such thing as death; life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.

— Bill Hicks

The whole image is that eternal suffering awaits anyone who questions God's infinite love. That's the message we're brought up with, isn't it? Believe or die! Thank you, forgiving Lord, for all those options.

— Bill Hicks

They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do just as well — you just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort. There is a difference.

— Bill Hicks

They Want You To Be A Docile Apathetic Consumer

— Bill Hicks

Today a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration, that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively, there is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the Weather.

— Bill Hicks

Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.

— Bill Hicks

We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.

— Bill Hicks

Women priests. Great, great. Now there are priests of both sexes I don't listen to.

— Bill Hicks