Also, I think I felt something come loose back there. I'm not trying to overreact or anything, but I think it was my uterus. Honest. I think my uterus jiggled free. My uterus is just going to come out between my legs, and I'm going to look like I'm walking around with an enormous load in my pants.

— Meg Cabot

Always be true to your friends, just as you are to yourself.

— Meg Cabot

And I like a good horror story as much as the next person so long as they kill off some men too and not just girls. But the voices Joan heard were real. There’s clear and substantiated proof they were real. She won battles that would otherwise have been lost because of what those voices told her in advance of them allowing the French generals to strategize in ways completely different than they did before Joan came along. People’s lives were saved because of what those voices told her.

— Meg Cabot

And I'm surer than in Poland, or somewhere, it is considered cool to drive a Porsche and wear necklaces and black silk, but at least back in Brooklyn if you did those things you were either a drug dealer or from New Jersey.

— Meg Cabot

And in what fairy tale would John ever be any sane person's idea of Prince Charming anyway? He was the opposite of charming. More like Prince Terrifying.

— Meg Cabot

And that's that as you get older, you lose things, things you don't necessarily want to lose.

— Meg Cabot

And try to remember what we discussed, Susannah. A mediator is someone who helps others resolve conflicts. Not someone who, her, kicks them in the face.

— Meg Cabot

And you can't have two stars in one relationship. Somebody has to be willing to be the wagon...at lease some of the time

— Meg Cabot

Because when you love something, you want to do it all the time, even if no one is paying you for it. At least that's how I felt about drawing.

— Meg Cabot

Being brave is when you have to do something because you know it is right, but at the same time, you are afraid to do it, because it might hurt or whatever. But you do it anyway.

— Meg Cabot