12% of dreams create jobs. 88% of jobs destroy dreams.

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

12% of employees eat because they are hungry. 88% of employees eat because it is 1 o’clock.

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

12% of employees study further to learn more. 88% of employees study further to earn more.

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

12% of people marry because they are completely in love. 88% of people marry just so they are then liable for only half of their rent.

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

88% of what we call good songs aren’t perfect. They merely remind us of a good time we once had.

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

88% of women love making their first love making incident with a man seem like an accident.

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

98% of all comedians feel obliged to be funny when interviewed. Less than 2% succeed.

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A bad handwriting is as annoying to a reader … as an irritating voice is to a listener.

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A belief is an uneducated guess.

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

A 'black' man who draws a 'black' person with big lips is called observant. A 'white' man who does the same is called a racist.

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana