This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.

— Will Rogers

This thing of being a hero about the main thing to it is to know when to die.

— Will Rogers

To make money buy some good stock hold it until it goes up and then sell it. If it doesn't go up don't buy it.

— Will Rogers

Too many people spend money they haven't earned, to buy things they don't want, to impress people that they don't like.

— Will Rogers

Too many people spend money they haven't earned to buy things they don't want to impress people they don't like.

— Will Rogers

We are all here for a spell get all the good laughs you can.

— Will Rogers

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can.

— Will Rogers

We can't all be heroes because someone has to sit on the curb and clap as they go by.

— Will Rogers

We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?

— Will Rogers

We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of others.

— Will Rogers