If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.

— Will Rogers

If you can build a business up big enough, it's respectable.

— Will Rogers

If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics.

— Will Rogers

If you ever injected truth into politics you would have no politics.

— Will Rogers

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep.

— Will Rogers

If you want to be successful, it's just this simple. Know what you are doing. Love what you are doing. And believe in what you are doing.

— Will Rogers

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies.

— Will Rogers

I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one.

— Will Rogers

I'm not a member of any organized party I'm a Democrat.

— Will Rogers

I'm not a real movie star. I've still got the same wife I started out with twenty-eight years ago.

— Will Rogers