Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else.

— Will Rogers

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

— Will Rogers

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat.

— Will Rogers

I don't know what humor is.

— Will Rogers

I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.

— Will Rogers

If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them.

— Will Rogers

If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.

— Will Rogers

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of Congress?

— Will Rogers

If stupidity got us in this mess, how come it can't get us out.

— Will Rogers

If stupidity got us into this, why can't stupidity get us out?

— Will Rogers