How unbearable, for women, is the tenderness which a man can give them without love. For men, how bittersweet this is.

— Albert Camus

I cannot here withhold the statement that optimism, where it is not merely the thoughtless talk of those who harbor nothing but words under their shallow foreheads, seems to me to be not merely an absurd, but also a really wicked, way of thinking, a bitter mockery of the most unspeakable sufferings of mankind.

— Arthur Schopenhauer

I celebrated Thanksgiving in an old-fashioned way. I invited everyone in my neighborhood to my house, we had an enormous feast, and then I killed them and took their land.

— Jon Stewart

I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic.

— Woody Allen

I enjoy poetry where I can talk as bizarre as I please, but theology or philosophy, I always respect the truth by taking it a step further.

— Criss Jami

If a picture paints a thousand words, then a naked picture paints a thousand words without any vowels....

— Josh Stern

If at first the idea is not absurd, then there is no hope for it.

— Albert Einstein

If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance must use a calculator

— Josh Stern

If the love is not madness, then the sex is not insane

— Josh Stern

If there’s one thing that’s irrefutably absurd, it’s believing that we can separate intelligence from wisdom and still have it be intelligence.

— Craig D. Lounsbrough