I didn't say no because between safety and adventure I choose adventure.

— Craig Ferguson

I do love America. And LA is a very short commute to America its like half an hour on the plane.

— Craig Ferguson

I don’t think being a comedian gives you any fucking insight into what makes people laugh.

— Craig Ferguson

I don’t think there’s anything wrong with telling the truth. I know it isn’t fashionable.

— Craig Ferguson

I don't think wood was discovered in Britain until the 1970s. That's when I discovered it anyway.

— Craig Ferguson

I dropped out of high school when I was 16, after I had a huge argument with my English teacher over the meaning of the word 'existentialism.'

— Craig Ferguson

If a man doesn't know how to dance he doesn't know how to make love, there I said it!

— Craig Ferguson

If I have a near-beer, I’m near beer. And if I’m near beer, I’m close to tequila. And if I’m close to tequila, I’m adjacent to cocaine.

— Craig Ferguson

If I start giving people what they like I'll turn into one of them and I don't want to be one of them I want to be one of me.

— Craig Ferguson

I found out it is just as hard to make a movie that you are not proud of as it is to make one you love.

— Craig Ferguson