I found the prospect daunting, but somehow comforting, too, because the counselors insisted it could be done, and, after all, many of them were recovering alcoholics themselves.

— Craig Ferguson

I freely admit I'm confused. I'm a confused and troubled individual but at the same time...It's Free!

— Craig Ferguson

If you can't trust, you can't be trustworthy.

— Craig Ferguson

I have a deep and profound mistrust of all politicians.

— Craig Ferguson

I have that hypocrisy of a parent in that I'm like,'Come on, you've got to toughen up at the same time let me take care of that for you.

— Craig Ferguson

I knew that I had been partially right in the storeroom above the bar on Christmas Day. Whoever I had become had to die.

— Craig Ferguson

I know the fashion is that everything is fair game [for comedy material] but I don't believe that.

— Craig Ferguson

I like football. I find it's an exciting strategic game. It's a great way to avoid conversation with your family at Thanksgiving.

— Craig Ferguson

I love zombies. If any monster could River dance, it would be zombies.

— Craig Ferguson

I'm going to enjoy being old I think I'll be awesome at it.

— Craig Ferguson