But wishes are only granted in fairy tales.

— Simone Elkeles

Can I request another peer guide, One who isn't so happy to be at school at 7:30 a.m.?

— Simone Elkeles

Carlos, are we in complete understanding with each other?”“Yeah,” I say. “As long as it’s not in your house, and you don’t know about it, you’re okay with us messin’ around.”“I know you’re joking with me. You are joking with me, aren’t you?”“Maybe.

— Simone Elkeles

Cause if you were my girlfriend and a stud like me was livin’ in your house, I’d kiss you in front of the guy every chance I got as a reminder.

— Simone Elkeles

Consider me your candy stripper... I mean stripper.

— Simone Elkeles

Daddy, What's the horizontal tango?

— Simone Elkeles

Dear Kiara, The women in the shop told me that yellow rose represents friendship and red rose shows love. And the rosary is the only thing I own that I care for, it's yours I'm yours C

— Simone Elkeles

Dies mid, I think my brother lost his balls somewhere between here and Mexico. Or maybe Brittany has them zipped inside that fancy purse (of hers).

— Simone Elkeles

Do I hear a challenge?” she whispers, “Oh, Carlos. You know I can’t resist a challenge.

— Simone Elkeles

Doing something positive will help turn your mood around. When you smile, your body relaxes. When you experience human touch and interaction, it eases tension in your body.

— Simone Elkeles