Don't ruin my balls!" She laughs as the words leave her mouth. Better yours than mine, chica." I toss the dough balls at her, one by one, until I've got none left.

— Simone Elkeles

Don’t try and make me feel better, Alex. I hate you.”“I hate you, too.

— Simone Elkeles

Do you ever lose the ego?” West ford asks me.“Yeah.” When his daughter kisses me, my ego flies out the window.

— Simone Elkeles

Do you think about making love with me?" I lie awake most nights, fantasizing about sleeping next to her ... loving her. "Right now, Munich, makin' love to you is the only thing on my mind.

— Simone Elkeles

Expectations make people miserable, so whatever yours are, lower them. You'll definitely be happier.

— Simone Elkeles

Fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class - Hope your surgery went well!

— Simone Elkeles

Forget about that and kiss me," I say. I weave my hands in her hair. She wraps her arms around my neck as I trace the valley between her lips with my tongue. Parting her lips, I deepen the kiss. It's like a tango, first moving slow and rhythmic and then, when we're both panting and our tongues collide, the kiss turns into a hot, fast dance I never want to end. Carmen's kisses may have been hot, but Brittany's are more sensual, sexy, and extremely addictive. We're still in the car, but it's cramped, and the front seats don't give us enough room. Before I know it, we've moved to the backseat. Still not ideal, but I hardly notice. I'm so getting into her moans and kisses and hands in my hair. And the smell of vanilla cookies. I'm not going to push her too far tonight. But without thinking, my hand slowly moves up her bare thigh." It feels so good," she says breathlessly. I lean her back while my hands explore on their own. My lips caress the hollow of her neck as I ease down the strap to her dress and bra. In response, she unbuttons my shirt. When it's open, her fingers roam over my chest and shoulders, searing my skin."You are. . . Perfect," she

— Simone Elkeles

Girls like you want to cut guy's nuts off and hang 'em from your rearview mirror.

— Simone Elkeles

He laughs. "Put some clothes on so you don't scare poor Kiara with your morning hard-on." I look down at my shorts. Sure enough, I've got la tango aura in front of Kiara and Tuck. Shit. I reach out for the first thing I can grab and put it in front of me to shield myself from view. It happens to be one of Kiara's stuffed animals, but I don't have much choice right now." That's Kiara's Mojo," Tuck says, laughing. "Get it? Mojo?

— Simone Elkeles

He’s my brother, my blood. He annoys the hell out of me most of the time, but when it comes right down to it, I want to see him graduate from college and have little annoying minimaxes and mini-Brittany running around in the future

— Simone Elkeles