President Ford used humor a great deal.

— Robert Orben

Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.

— Robert Orben

Remember the days when you let your child have some chocolate if he finished his cereal? Now, chocolate is one of the cereals.

— Robert Orben

There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers.

— Robert Orben

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

— Robert Orben

Time flies. It’s up to you to be the navigator.

— Robert Orben

To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.

— Robert Orben

"Wait'll next year!" is the favorite cry of baseball fans football fans hockey fans and gardeners.

— Robert Orben

Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down.

— Robert Orben

We're supposed to take our problems to a family adviser. Personally I've never met a family adviser. They're all off somewhere listening to dirty stories.

— Robert Orben