Eoin Colfer
Well, young man, have you found anyone worthy of your respect?" Artemis smiled back. "Yes," he said. "I believe I have.
— Eoin Colfer
We're being lead by an idiot with a crayon.
— Eoin Colfer
What's that supposed to mean? A wolf's head on a stick. Big wolf barbecue tonight? Bring your own wolf?
— Eoin Colfer
What's this?" he inquired, none too pleasantly. "A circus?"" No, Julius. It's the end of the circus."" I see. And these are the clowns?" Foaly's head poked through the doorway." Pardon me for interrupting your extended circus metaphor, but what the hell is that?
— Eoin Colfer
Who are you?" he asked. I am the future queen of this world, at the very least. You may refer to me as Mistress Robot for the next five minutes. After that you may refer to me as Aaaaarrrrgh, hold your throat, die screaming, and so on.
— Eoin Colfer
Who or what inspires you?"" I must admit that I often read my own articles in scientific journals and inspire myself.
— Eoin Colfer
Why can't I solve this problem by killing someone? She though petulantly, then comforted herself with the mantra that had kept her going in prison: "Soon all the humans will be dead," she said, droning in the time-honored fashion of gurus everywhere. "And then Opal will be loved." And even if I'm not loved, she thought, at least all the humans will be dead.
— Eoin Colfer
You know, Miss Holly, you look very dramatic like that, backlit by the fire. Very attractive, if I may say so. I know you shared a moment passion with Artemis which he subsequently fouled up with his typical boorish behavior. Let me just throw something out there for you to consider while we're chasing the probe: I share Artemis's passion but not his boorishness. No pressure; just think about it. This was enough to elicit a deafening moment of silence even in the middle of a crisis, which Orion seemed to be blissfully unaffected by.
— Eoin Colfer
Young love is common, but that doesn't mean it's not precious.
— Eoin Colfer
You still awake?' asked the anesthetist.' Nope,' I replied.
— Eoin Colfer
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