A difference of opinion is what makes horse racing and missionaries.

— Will Rogers

Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need.

— Will Rogers

A fool and his money are soon elected.

— Will Rogers

AH I know is what I see in the papers.

— Will Rogers

A holding company is the people you give your money to while you're being searched.

— Will Rogers

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.

— Will Rogers

Always drink upstream from the herd.

— Will Rogers

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association with smarter people.

— Will Rogers

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to the select few.

— Will Rogers

Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?

— Will Rogers