If a picture paints a thousand words, then a naked picture paints a thousand words without any vowels....

— Josh Stern

If bliss are a type of potato, then ignorance can be french-fried

— Josh Stern

If it's the thought that counts, then ignorance must use a calculator

— Josh Stern

If life is a bowl of cherries, what's inside of it?

— Josh Stern

If positivity is not your mindset, then reset

— Josh Stern

If the love is not madness, then the sex is not insane

— Josh Stern

If you don't fall down now and again, it just means the training wheels are working

— Josh Stern

If you know how to open doors with just a smile, you must need your teeth capped every six months

— Josh Stern

If you love somebody set them free- it also works equally well if you hate somebody

— Josh Stern

If you're stuck in the past, you go forward in reverse

— Josh Stern