It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the blame

— Josh Stern

I try not to take things lying down, especially rectal thermometers

— Josh Stern

It's always darkest before you're blinded by the light

— Josh Stern

It's not hard to fail...it's hard to accept you failed...but once that's out of the way, it's pretty smooth sailing

— Josh Stern

It's not that I'm ahead of my time, it's more that the world is running late

— Josh Stern

It's one thing if your hobby is to put ships inside a bottle, but a deer in the headlights!... That's a real talent

— Josh Stern

I've always been a poor sport and a sore loser...any other behavior might encourage a repeat performance

— Josh Stern

Life is a very brief candle especially when you burn it at both ends

— Josh Stern

Love is the canvas covering the furniture that you've become a part of

— Josh Stern

Loving someone is sticking a pin through a voodoo doll and not hitting any vital organs

— Josh Stern